ENGLISH May 27, 2010
THE DAILY BLIZZARD
"ZOMBIES ARE ATACKING ANTARCTICA!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" states Jim Featherlen, a player of the new game Penguins V.S. Zombies. In this new hit game you obviously fight against zombies... or die. Now we interview the game designer: "Well my insperation was like... Well I read this book, and it was like totally amazing... Oh it was a comic book, aaaaaaaand like, it was about zombie's taking over Antarctica. So I like decided that if this is our future, wich I highly beleive it is, I thought I should warn everybody... And so, like I made the game. I don't think everyones reaction was what it should be though. I thought everyone would start a mob, and like have torches, and pitchforks. Instead everyones thinking it's like cheeze zits, oh so addictive." Fun game, or warning of the future?... You decide.
Right: Cover For "ZOMBIES V.S. PENGUINS"
Ice-Cream Trucks Stolen?:
Ice-Cream Trucks across Antarctica are being stolen! This just means a drought, in terms of Ice-Cream. Sad children across the nation, are... well, sad. Critics are naming this theif: Le Creme-Glacee Voleur (critics were french... huh). But if you are an Ice-Cream Guy (or in french: Creme Glacee) then watch out!!! Where is this ice-cream going? Who's the man behind Le Creme-Glacee Voleur? NO ONE KNOWS SO STOP ASKING!!!!!!
PICKLE JAR? CONTINUED:
That evil presidential pickle jar that President Barrack Snowbama was reported to be unable to open, is finally at the end of its rampage. And president Barrack Snowbama, only has this to say: "Well... actually, you press people have no proof it ever happened. Good day to you." As Antarctians we believe that... he's covering up his embarrassment. So, technically, we don't have proof that it happened. So, never mind!
Ice-Cream Trucks Stolen?:
Ice-Cream Trucks across Antarctica are being stolen! This just means a drought, in terms of Ice-Cream. Sad children across the nation, are... well, sad. Critics are naming this theif: Le Creme-Glacee Voleur (critics were french... huh). But if you are an Ice-Cream Guy (or in french: Creme Glacee) then watch out!!! Where is this ice-cream going? Who's the man behind Le Creme-Glacee Voleur? NO ONE KNOWS SO STOP ASKING!!!!!!
PICKLE JAR? CONTINUED:
That evil presidential pickle jar that President Barrack Snowbama was reported to be unable to open, is finally at the end of its rampage. And president Barrack Snowbama, only has this to say: "Well... actually, you press people have no proof it ever happened. Good day to you." As Antarctians we believe that... he's covering up his embarrassment. So, technically, we don't have proof that it happened. So, never mind!
Antarctica Needs A Wizard!
Ice is falling in amazingly huge chunks off of our great country! Everyone is saying that we need a wizard like: Gandolf the Ice, or Harry Otter, to save us!!! We don't care about Antarctica melting! That's just some of human Al Gore's jiberish! We just don't like the racket! If you're a wizard in Antarctica, or if you know of any, then you can help. Official Notice By Pen-gov. WANTED: PENGUIN WIZARDS! If you know of one or are one yourself please feel free to call the pen-gov. at 555-555-5525-9926-3307-2221-2121-3332WIZ.
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ENGLISH May 15, 2010
THE DAILY BLIZZARD
Yes, the cursed "Martha's Storm" Is finally, at an end! But with good news, we also bring you more bad news. The Rockhopper's Leaders are considering the idea of war against the Emporer's. This would mean Rockhopers would start drafting for their army-men. These are sad times when Penguins, fight against Penguins. Just the thought of it is horrible. As read in past issues, there has already been rumors of small quarrels breaking out. Sadly, I must report that those rumors are true. (Vote on HOME Page weather they should declare war! :) -translator)
Left Blue Penguin Wearing The New Fashion Line: Shoes!
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New Amusement Park!:
Walt Iceny Productions has just released a new Amusment Park called: Iceney-World! Filled with your favorie Iceney Charactors (guys in sweaty suits)! Have your autograph signed by Mickey M-Ice! Rides, food, guys in sweaty suits who don't talk! What more could your baby chick ask for! Special birthday deals, and group visits have special discounts. Also bring the whole family! This fun filled Park will make even the saddest child smile. Yes even emos and goths. Bring them too! "We can't wait to see you!" says Walt Iceney!
New Penguin Shoes!!! Yes, Shoes For Penguins! Protect your webbed feet during the winer! And when you you get to the sea to eat, you can just take it off! It's that simple! If you enjoy comfort and protection of your feet get this new product by Slip-ers. And with this special offer, you can buy them for only 50,P (Pebbles, or Penguin money)!!!!! Go to our local Slip-er Store today! And you can show them your copy of this issue and get a 2nd pair free! Buy Today! And we don't stop there! If you pay an extra 30P we'll give you a 60% discount! Come down today! Theyre new, hip, and fashionable! BUY TODAY! (P.S. the reason fo this article was not because Slip-er gave us 100,000P! So don't think that!)
New Amusement Park!:
Walt Iceny Productions has just released a new Amusment Park called: Iceney-World! Filled with your favorie Iceney Charactors (guys in sweaty suits)! Have your autograph signed by Mickey M-Ice! Rides, food, guys in sweaty suits who don't talk! What more could your baby chick ask for! Special birthday deals, and group visits have special discounts. Also bring the whole family! This fun filled Park will make even the saddest child smile. Yes even emos and goths. Bring them too! "We can't wait to see you!" says Walt Iceney!
Pickle Jar?:
President Barrack Snowbama can't get his Pickle Jar open! He twists and pulls but sadly, he just can't get it open. The Secret Service guys ask him if he wan'ts help but he clearly states: "THIS IS A MANS BIDNESS! LEAVE ME AND MY PICKLES ALONE!" So It's stuck. What does that mean? It means all of the presidential duties (HAHA!) are postponed until further notice. An angered and frusterated Barrack Snowbama in the middle of this crisis crys loudly: "WHY WON'T MY PRESIDENTIAL PRETTY PICKELY PICKLE JAR WANNA OPEN! WHYYYYYYYYYY!" ...Yes, that evil pickle jar is causing this much trouble.
President Barrack Snowbama can't get his Pickle Jar open! He twists and pulls but sadly, he just can't get it open. The Secret Service guys ask him if he wan'ts help but he clearly states: "THIS IS A MANS BIDNESS! LEAVE ME AND MY PICKLES ALONE!" So It's stuck. What does that mean? It means all of the presidential duties (HAHA!) are postponed until further notice. An angered and frusterated Barrack Snowbama in the middle of this crisis crys loudly: "WHY WON'T MY PRESIDENTIAL PRETTY PICKELY PICKLE JAR WANNA OPEN! WHYYYYYYYYYY!" ...Yes, that evil pickle jar is causing this much trouble.
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ENGLISH May 8, 2010
THE DAILY BLIZZARD
Power outages along with huge blizzards and storms are continueing to break out across Antarctica! Martha Icytoga the recently deceased (and blown up into smithereens) is guessed to be the main cause of these naturaly occuring disasters. This guess was determined by the ghosts husban (now a dude widow) Mr.Icytoga. Citizens are asked to stay indoors, as the government or the weather people know how bad these will get or how long they will last. In all this panic, in an interview with Mr.Icytoga he states "I like Fritos!". Could this be the missing peice of the puzzle? Another interweiw with this man he states "She's angry wit' me cause me's never sang in da opera. If only me's could change da past. Now, has anyone gots me sum bac'un?" That poor, poor soul.
Left:A startled Mr.Icytoga as He Sees MARTHA (Didn't mean to do caps... IT'S HER!)
Sports:
The annnual waddle race has been postponed untill further notice due to the bad weather. Tickets for todays race will still be valid for when the weather's better. Man! And I had Tickets to that!!! And the postponment's probably not for a while, this was supposed to be my off-day!!! :( CURSE YOU MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
REMEMBERING THE PAST:
February 1943, an Antarctian becomes the first stunt penguin. Jhon... the Bellyslider (Dramatic Effect). The gigantic ramp, made of ice close to Skua Slope (see Antarctica page for map). He attempts to slide on his belly all the way down, catapult off the ramp, and while flying do numerous 360 degree flips, and finnaly, land it. Did he make it you ask? That part was up to fate... and if he knew what to do. But DID HE MAKE IT?... yes. DID HE MAKE IT...ALIVE?...no...
Well actually he did. But worse... He lost his dignity... His Pants Fell Down!!!
Sports:
The annnual waddle race has been postponed untill further notice due to the bad weather. Tickets for todays race will still be valid for when the weather's better. Man! And I had Tickets to that!!! And the postponment's probably not for a while, this was supposed to be my off-day!!! :( CURSE YOU MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
REMEMBERING THE PAST:
February 1943, an Antarctian becomes the first stunt penguin. Jhon... the Bellyslider (Dramatic Effect). The gigantic ramp, made of ice close to Skua Slope (see Antarctica page for map). He attempts to slide on his belly all the way down, catapult off the ramp, and while flying do numerous 360 degree flips, and finnaly, land it. Did he make it you ask? That part was up to fate... and if he knew what to do. But DID HE MAKE IT?... yes. DID HE MAKE IT...ALIVE?...no...
Well actually he did. But worse... He lost his dignity... His Pants Fell Down!!!
Trapped?!
No. This is an example of the new Ferry system involved in Antarctica! It will be used for ferrying Antarctians from one port to another. This new Ferry System titled Iceburg is currently a work in progress. However, there is a few ported near south pole city and is ferrying penguins from Baby Blues Town to Waddler Town and Slipperton. This will make a huge impact on future years "Penguin March". Fees are 2P a trip. The only worry is the danger of Leopard Seal Pirates attacking the Ferry. No one is allowed on the new ferrys until they get a percentage of how likely it is for Lepard Seal Pirate attacks. Until then the Penguin march will stay traditional.
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ENGLISH May 4, 2010
THE DAILY BLIZZARD
PILOH (Penguin International League O' Hockey) Has finnaly been certified by the government. Antarctica has been divided into two teams: The Left Sided Reds, and The Right Sided Blues (two teams to save money). Try outs for teams will be coming to your home town soon! Look at the PILOH map (Antarctica Page) to see which team you would qualifie for! Go to the PILOH site to see what times tryouts are coming to your hometown! The first game of the season will be during the end of july of 62,000,010. Buy your tickets now!
Left: PILOH Banner or sign
New hit movie 007 Icebreaker released last thursday at midnight, has become a big hit. "It's the movie of a lifetime. No Antarctian citizen can miss this... Well, ecxept for my son, my daughter, and especialy not my wife" Mr.Featherbeak of The Daily Blizzard. "It's amazing graphics, action, and intense storyline tie together to create this must see movie" Mr.Featherbeak (The other Mr.Featherbeaks brother) of the local Walmart.
GOSSIP:
Mr.Icytoga recently married Martha Sleet (now Martha Icytoga). The couple had a romantic honeymoon. And were happy together their first few weeks of being married. BUT! After those couple of weeks, she exploded. Just like that...boom. Scientists are researching the cause of this phenomanon. However, her husband Mr.Icytoga states; "Well after eating all those air-heads, I guess she had it coming."
New hit movie 007 Icebreaker released last thursday at midnight, has become a big hit. "It's the movie of a lifetime. No Antarctian citizen can miss this... Well, ecxept for my son, my daughter, and especialy not my wife" Mr.Featherbeak of The Daily Blizzard. "It's amazing graphics, action, and intense storyline tie together to create this must see movie" Mr.Featherbeak (The other Mr.Featherbeaks brother) of the local Walmart.
GOSSIP:
Mr.Icytoga recently married Martha Sleet (now Martha Icytoga). The couple had a romantic honeymoon. And were happy together their first few weeks of being married. BUT! After those couple of weeks, she exploded. Just like that...boom. Scientists are researching the cause of this phenomanon. However, her husband Mr.Icytoga states; "Well after eating all those air-heads, I guess she had it coming."
Left Rockhopper Penguins starting a revolution
The debate rages on, as Rockhopper "hippies" continue to protest. Both sides are discusing war, although it isn't yet official. You can see Rockhoppers wearing tie-die to show their hippie-ish-ness, and to show their part in the protests. The debates continue to worsen as each day locals become more, and more sure of a war. Small quarrals break out on streets. Bets are being placed on who will win. Hippie-ish-ness is spreading like disease. Penguins like Mrs.Glacierweather are becoming insane! (Although she was already insane) Is the world coming to an end as we know it?...
...Nah, thats just me being dramatic. But Still!!!
The debate rages on, as Rockhopper "hippies" continue to protest. Both sides are discusing war, although it isn't yet official. You can see Rockhoppers wearing tie-die to show their hippie-ish-ness, and to show their part in the protests. The debates continue to worsen as each day locals become more, and more sure of a war. Small quarrals break out on streets. Bets are being placed on who will win. Hippie-ish-ness is spreading like disease. Penguins like Mrs.Glacierweather are becoming insane! (Although she was already insane) Is the world coming to an end as we know it?...
...Nah, thats just me being dramatic. But Still!!!
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ENGLISH April 27 , 2010
THE DAILY BLIZZARD
Geneticaly enhanced Horses, imported from Human land have been sent to Antarctica. These "Horses" usually couldn't stand Antarctica's harsh enviornment. Now, however, they're D.N.A. makeup has been altered by scientists from Ice-Tech. "Studying human history i've noticed that these creatures have been used for many things throughout history. We at Ice-Tech decided, why not change their D.N.A. a little bit, so they can adapt to our enviornment?" states Dr.Icenhiemer from Ice-Tech. These horses would usually have very short hair. They have changed them so they will have thicker, matted fur, so they can survive through our enviornment.
Left: Genetically Enhanced "Horse" Getting Ready to be sent to Antarctica.
Coffee Ban:
"Coffee" a human beverage, was recently released into Antarctica. Many penguins became addicted, and the result was these addicts became hyper. Some young penguins got a hold of this "Coffee" and when the other penguins grew, they were the shortest, because the caffine may have stunted their growth, although these small penguins were Baby Blues (smallest of the penguin species). In the end Antarctica's first "Coffee Rush" was over once the feds banned all coffee products.
Entertainment:
A new musical hits theaters throughout Antarctica by storm. "The Princess And The Makaw" by Walt Iceney Productions, was released thursday, starring an Adelie pengiun, Slipprey Beak. She's the first Adelie, Iceney Princess, and has been invited to the Icey Awards of 62,000,010 (Current Pegnuin Date), nominated for Most Admired Female Actor. "It's a touching love story featuring a lovely Princess, and an ugly skua. The skua says the princess needs to kiss him, so he can magically turn back into a Penguin Prince. He says a witch put a curse on him, and would turn back into his former self. This part you know, from the old story. Although the movie puts a twist on this classic tale. Instead of the Prince turning into a regular Penguin, the Princess turns into a Skua. They then go on a journey to find the witch and turn them both into the Penguins they once were. This is a very touching story, that I highly recommend for young Penguin Chicks. Truly heartwarming."
-Theodore Dive, Blizzard Reviews
Coffee Ban:
"Coffee" a human beverage, was recently released into Antarctica. Many penguins became addicted, and the result was these addicts became hyper. Some young penguins got a hold of this "Coffee" and when the other penguins grew, they were the shortest, because the caffine may have stunted their growth, although these small penguins were Baby Blues (smallest of the penguin species). In the end Antarctica's first "Coffee Rush" was over once the feds banned all coffee products.
Entertainment:
A new musical hits theaters throughout Antarctica by storm. "The Princess And The Makaw" by Walt Iceney Productions, was released thursday, starring an Adelie pengiun, Slipprey Beak. She's the first Adelie, Iceney Princess, and has been invited to the Icey Awards of 62,000,010 (Current Pegnuin Date), nominated for Most Admired Female Actor. "It's a touching love story featuring a lovely Princess, and an ugly skua. The skua says the princess needs to kiss him, so he can magically turn back into a Penguin Prince. He says a witch put a curse on him, and would turn back into his former self. This part you know, from the old story. Although the movie puts a twist on this classic tale. Instead of the Prince turning into a regular Penguin, the Princess turns into a Skua. They then go on a journey to find the witch and turn them both into the Penguins they once were. This is a very touching story, that I highly recommend for young Penguin Chicks. Truly heartwarming."
-Theodore Dive, Blizzard Reviews
Penguins, are enjoying the beggening of ski season. They can't wait for all the blizzards to stop, so they can break out their new ski's from Aurora Day. Chicks who saw their brothers ski last year, are finnaly big enough to ski. They can also compete in the Anual Anatarctian Skiing competition. Skiing was originally created in Antarctica. In the first Norwegian expedition to Antarctica (which was not recorded, and all history of it was lost), in 50,000 B.C., they saw us and copied the idea of skiing. The competition will take place in South Pole City, during the end of july 62,000,010. The winner will bring glory, and Fame to their Family... That and a prize of P1,000.00 along with a gigantic Trophy. Good Luck To Those Young Penguins Competing!
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ENGLISH April 19, 2010
THE DAILY BLIZZARD
John Icewind was last reported immagrating to American soil. Living a new life with humans. He has reported back to the Daily Blizzard stating: "Life with these mongrels is Terrible! I met some friends at a restuarant. I noticed something strange on the menu, and they told me I should order it. What they call "Pizza" I call barfa! My body couldn't even digest the stuff! And some words like "Bling" or "totaled my car" weren't even mentioned in Punguin/American dictionary! I'm hereby disbanding my expedition and moving back to Antarctica!"
Left; an angry John Icewind
Penguin Protest:
Lately the Emporer, and Rockhopper species have been argueing about the Rockhopper Penguins extending thier borders. These Rockhoppers say "Tryin' to end a deppression, start a revolution...man. " these "hippies" as humans would call them are argueing that the Emporer Penguins have much more land than themselves, and the Rockhopper Species is growing much faster than the Emporer Penguins. Antarctians may soon have to choose sides. To vote go to the blog and vote Rockhopper or Emporer.
Ice Care Passed:
Government run Ice care has passed. Sad for some, happy for others, Ice distribution will now be government run. This is a cause, and effect sequence; the effect is: Ice distributers will be paid less, and most of the money from buying Ice will go to the government. The Antarctian President; Barrack Snowbama states: "Since the government only gets money from sports events (Cause Penguins are cool like that and don't have taxes) we needed another way for us to make money. President Barrack Snowbama OUT!"
Deep Touhtfullness by Mrs. Glacierweather:
You sing, you eat, you shower, you fly, you swim, you get sick, you play ping pong, you kick things, you yodel, you migrate, you waddle, you clean dirty laundry, you slide, you hug mountain lions, you play music, you tell jokes, you watch T.V., you make obnoxius noises, you eat pinnaples, you go bowling, you sit down, you eat junk food, you write meaningless junk, you throw stuff in a trash can, you meet a hobbo, you marry the hobbo, you move to canada, you knit sweaters, you go mentally insane, you eat bricks, you buy a pet clown, you take pictures of sewage rats, you eat peanut butter, and eventually will grow old and die. This is my life. -Mrs. Glacierweather P.S. I like Daisys!
Penguin Protest:
Lately the Emporer, and Rockhopper species have been argueing about the Rockhopper Penguins extending thier borders. These Rockhoppers say "Tryin' to end a deppression, start a revolution...man. " these "hippies" as humans would call them are argueing that the Emporer Penguins have much more land than themselves, and the Rockhopper Species is growing much faster than the Emporer Penguins. Antarctians may soon have to choose sides. To vote go to the blog and vote Rockhopper or Emporer.
Ice Care Passed:
Government run Ice care has passed. Sad for some, happy for others, Ice distribution will now be government run. This is a cause, and effect sequence; the effect is: Ice distributers will be paid less, and most of the money from buying Ice will go to the government. The Antarctian President; Barrack Snowbama states: "Since the government only gets money from sports events (Cause Penguins are cool like that and don't have taxes) we needed another way for us to make money. President Barrack Snowbama OUT!"
Deep Touhtfullness by Mrs. Glacierweather:
You sing, you eat, you shower, you fly, you swim, you get sick, you play ping pong, you kick things, you yodel, you migrate, you waddle, you clean dirty laundry, you slide, you hug mountain lions, you play music, you tell jokes, you watch T.V., you make obnoxius noises, you eat pinnaples, you go bowling, you sit down, you eat junk food, you write meaningless junk, you throw stuff in a trash can, you meet a hobbo, you marry the hobbo, you move to canada, you knit sweaters, you go mentally insane, you eat bricks, you buy a pet clown, you take pictures of sewage rats, you eat peanut butter, and eventually will grow old and die. This is my life. -Mrs. Glacierweather P.S. I like Daisys!
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ENGLISH April 16, 2010
THE DAILY BLIZZARD
BLIKAW! (translation inappropriate) That American is starting to translate our Newspaper... AGAIN! Please dial hotline 444-444-4444-4444-4444-4444-4444-1 if you have any information about this convict! EHEHEKECK (translation inappropriat) that human! In other words, The new P.L.A.N.E. has finally been invented. They still haven't come up with what it stands for, but they thought it was catchy and kept the unusual name. The P.L.A.N.E is full of helium and is nearly finished in the construction. The only problem is, they can't figure out how to fit a penguin in there and still have room for a the helium.
Left: The proto-type for the P.L.A.N.E. in the air!
Rembering The Past:
In 1984 "The Beakinator Movie" was realeased starring actor Arnold Snowwttsenhager as The Beakinator. The movie soon became a hit. And later Arnold Snowttsenhager became the Governor of Snowyfornia . The director went on to make many other popular movies. The Titannic, From the Iceburg veiw. 'ave ur Tar is his newest inspiring film.
Sports:
Ice Hockey, a human sport is now spreading through Antarctica. Antarctians seem to really like the sport because they can play it anywhere and everywhere in Antarctica! The Pen-gov. would even like to start up a Major League Antarctian Ice-Hockey. They' rallying teams from towns all across Antactica. Although, the government is on a budget and can't buy enough hockey sticks and pucks. This is a big delemma for the government that they must solve before reaching thier goal.
Rembering The Past:
In 1984 "The Beakinator Movie" was realeased starring actor Arnold Snowwttsenhager as The Beakinator. The movie soon became a hit. And later Arnold Snowttsenhager became the Governor of Snowyfornia . The director went on to make many other popular movies. The Titannic, From the Iceburg veiw. 'ave ur Tar is his newest inspiring film.
Sports:
Ice Hockey, a human sport is now spreading through Antarctica. Antarctians seem to really like the sport because they can play it anywhere and everywhere in Antarctica! The Pen-gov. would even like to start up a Major League Antarctian Ice-Hockey. They' rallying teams from towns all across Antactica. Although, the government is on a budget and can't buy enough hockey sticks and pucks. This is a big delemma for the government that they must solve before reaching thier goal.
"One Step For Penguin, One Giant Leap for Penguin Kind."
One step for Penguin, One Giant Leap for Penguin Kind. John Icewind is the first Penguin immagrating to human soil. He will live out the"Ordinary" life of a human; go to work, drink coffee, sing in the opera that sort of stuff. This could start much penguin tourists visiting human lands. John has learned to speak human and is looking for new companions of the other species. He's working at a Caffe in New York, New York, America (pronounced, Ah-Mah-Reeh-Kaw). "It's very confusing for me hearing people say New York. Is it the state or the city? Who names a city the same name as the state?" John Icewind states. He is trying to understand these humans, for who they are, what they do, how they act. And is learning much about thier culture.
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