ENGLISH August 28, 2010
THE DAILY BLIZZARD
Archeologist Eleanor Furthermore, from the Antarctian History Museum in South Pole City recently toured the NaHikkan tribe of the south's abandoned civilization. "The "NahNu" is one whole building built out of ice, which contains a market, hut's, and the prized Ahaj, their place of worship and spiritual forgiveness. Their god is both good and evil. They believe it built their world of ice, the place that provides for them, and the same place of bitter cold and even suffering. It was so intriguing. Knowing that that was the life of our ancestors" States Furthermore. " Plus, they had a gift shop!"
ENGLISH August 22, 2010
THE DAILY BLIZZARD
An alien siting has reported at Snowyfornia. People near the supposed "Landing site" said that the alien said only two words; "Neehd Bokxers" (in a raspy voice). So they gave him a pair and he was on his way. Don't get excited about all this. Snowyfornia is the only place where Aliens ever supposedly visit. Those snowyfornians are just like Americans!!! And they've got the Icenator as they're governor to prove it. Alien scientific researchers (A.K.A. Geeks) are taking this report very seriously. "We are taking this reported siting very seriously." States one of them whom we never bothered to learn his name. "This could be a big breakthrough in our research. We now know that aliens need boxer shorts in order to survive." Me? I think they're nuts.
Left: An Eyewitness Drawing of the scene.
A once small restaurant has recently become a major success. Chef and owner of the prestigious restaurant: "We Have Fish" is very proud by the way his restaurant is becoming more and more popular. When asked what his secret is he stated: "Well you just have to choose the right species of fish, we proudly serve... Mystery Meat! Chunks of ice is also sold for vegetarians." We at The Daily Blizzard didn't have a critic so we sent in one of our interns. What he has to say: "It was okay" This family friendly restaurant is known for their favorite catch phrase. When asking what's new on the menu the waiter simply reply's "We have fish". We Have Fish is being rewarded with 3 1/2 stars for their beloved food. And is also being awarded the "Greasy-est of The Year" award. And if you tell them that you saw this article they probably will say: "So?"
Footbag Hit's Antarctica!:
Hackey-Sack's (or foot-bag as the pros and geeks call them) have now been released in Antarctica! All the teen-chicks are collecting them! At 3 pebbles a sack these hackey-sacks are gaining more popularity every day! To save money, and the environment instead of plastic beads they are using Ice pellets. These buyers and collectors of the sack are having a hard time trying to use them like the humans. It's quite hard to hit it when you have no legs, and a flipper instead of feet. But these are determined little chicks, and they won't stop until they succeed!
The Cold War Continues (Exclusive letter's to home from both sides):
Rockhoppers side:
My Dear Mother,
I have not seen you in a day now. And I wanted to tell you,
that I love being out of the house!!! You were holding me
down Ma! P.S. I don't miss you. And tell Aunt Marge that I miss her!
With Love,
(ANONYMUS)
Emperor's Side:
My Dear Mumsy,
I miss you so much. And my doggy toodles. This war has ravaged me!
We are eating meat that doesn't even tell you the calories!!
I want to come home. Yet, these terrible savages that call
themselves penguins are making me stay here. Those disqusting peseants!!!
Sincerererely (Ta-hah! I can't erase!),
Lansord McKline III
Add: Come To Port Polar!
We Have A waterslide!!!
...And that's about it
...And that's about it